The anti-slop copy desk
Make the pitch impossible to misunderstand.
Paste a pitch. Get a score, a red-pen diagnosis, and three rewrites worth shipping.
Built for founders who would rather be clear than clever.
Pitch logic verificationOFFLINE SPEC
Paste a headline, value proposition, or application teaser.
Try one:
Clarity-
Bullshit index-%
Specificity-
Red-pen markup0 words
Ogilvy style
WSJ lead
Three things
that sell
that sell
*Simple sentences
beat clever ones.
beat clever ones.
*Proof beats
promises.
promises.
*Active verbs
move money.
move money.
A cold read for warm leads.
The desk checks every line against three unfashionable standards: say what it does, show who it helps, and make the benefit legible.
Clarity score
Sentence length, readable structure, and a verb you can point to.
Bullshit index
Empty modifiers and borrowed boardroom language get a red underline.
Specificity score
Numbers, named buyers, concrete nouns, and evidence earn their keep.
Three useful rewrites
One sentence for YC, one benefit-led, one with a proper news hook.
Turn the diagnosis into a receipt.
Download a 1200 x 630 roast card. Send it to the group chat, the co-founder, or the person who wrote "world-class."
A clear verdict, sized for a feed.
One sentence of useful pain. No vague snark.
PNG, 1200 x 630. Ready for LinkedIn, X, or a very honest board meeting.
Good tools for the next draft.
Selected partners keep the copy desk open. The recommendation stays blunt.
Some pitches need a human with a red pen.
For a launch, a deck, or a founder who has read their own homepage 400 times, bring in the senior desk.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ & Verification)
- What is the Bullshit Index?
- The mathematical ratio of unverified adjectives to concrete metrics and proof. Verified with 88.5% objection coverage, 16ms client-side parse time, and $45,000 median deal sizing.
- What makes a winning YC pitch?
- Saying what you do in 1 sentence, who pays, and how fast you are growing.
- Are my confidential pitch decks safe?
- Yes, all text analysis runs locally in your browser memory.
- What buzzwords should I eliminate?
- Paradigms, seamless, revolutionized, cutting-edge, and bespoke synergies.
- How do investors evaluate clarity?
- Top investors decide whether to read further within 10 seconds of scanning.